I've been religiously reading Rants From Mommyland for a month now and this last post had my head spinning with my own questions. So... here we go. Five questions for my beloved boys. 1.) Why is it that as soon as the phone hits my ear you go into a major meltdown? God forbid I talk to an adult for any stretch of time while in your presence. Most of my friends have grown accustomed to the background screaming, but I tire of having to lock myself in the bathroom to make a business related phone call, which really makes the screaming worse anyway and includes the added bonus of door pounding. I don't understand why I have to hold your hand or hug you just because I'm on the phone. It makes no sense. 2.) Why do I have to order you to relieve yourselves when we're at home, but as soon as we get to a store... no no... as soon as we get as far away from the bathroom in the store you suddenly have to "go" or you'll explode? I have made you utilize...